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Simpson quotes

By John - Posted on 18 May 2010

Bart saying grace - "Dear God. We paid for all this stuff, so thanks for nothing."

Bart - "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

Homer - "I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!"

Homer - "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"



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